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From the people that definitely did NOT bring you #thanksobama, comes #cuzcovid. Because, huh?

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What a time to be alive, eh?

Ahhh, Covid-19. You have flipped humanity on its turtle shell. Nothing makes sense anymore. Up is down, down is up, wearing a mask is a violation of freedom requiring AK-47 wielding fat dudes in camouflage to make that point, the virus is a hoax invented by China and Democrats, the Earth is flat, Jesus is American, and not one knows more about literally anything than Trump. Thanks a lot, Obama.

It’s hard to know what’s real and what’s not in the days of fake news. If only there was an entire internet of knowledge for people to fact check things. A world wide web of information, if you will, available at your fingertips, literally possibly in your pocket. You could, in theory, even be reading this from some sort of device described above.

But alas, there is none. Again, thanks Obama.

This virus has all but wiped out my way of making a living. Have I thought about selling my underwear online? Sure. I mean, who hasn’t? But that niche is spread too thin. While there are plenty of people out there that will pay top dollar for used panties that I claim to have worn for a day of grueling yoga and floor scrubbing that I actually had my boyfriend wear while driving his truck, alas, the appeal isn’t widespread enough for my liking.

So, I decided to take advantage of people’s disinterest in learning and educating themselves on their handheld computers filled with facts and knowledge, and appeal to the masses by way of what the kids are calling “memes” these days. That combined with the daily comical struggles of a woman genuinely in a constant state of “perplexed” 24/7 over humanity’s, sometimes unintentionally, comical response to crisis.

Why? #cuzcovid

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